I heard that Mohammed's last wife was 8 and he was in his 80's
Dr Jekyll
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Dr Jekyll
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One of the long term effects of growing up a JW...
by Pwned infor me anyways.. i still have nightmares about demon attacks.
that was the one belief that really had a grip on me growing up.
i was terrified of demons and even thought i was being attacked one night for bringing home a toy with a pagan symbol (ying-yang) on it.
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Dr Jekyll
All these demon based dreams, I've never had one so I'd love to know what these demons look like in peoples dreams.
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"FLUFF" Things I do in the shower-------------
by vitty innow i cant be the only person who does 2 things at once eg eat and post on jwd but-----------.
-----------while im having a shower i use a conditioner in my hair that you have to leave on for 2 minutes, so a person who doesnt like wasting time, while i wait i spray the shower and doors with cleaner wash the floor with a sponge with my feet.
then when ive rinsed my hair i rinse down the shower and hey presto a sparkling shower !
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Dr Jekyll
*waiting for someone to say they pee whilst having a shower*
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Anyone been to Darwin Australia???
by Es inhey all.
we are off to darwin in aug for a wedding, im really looking forward to it other than the whole share accomodation with hubbys fam, but we hired a car so we can atleast escape when it gets to much.. has anyone been, im wondering how hot it will be i will be 6 month preg by that time.. all i know is that for one of the day nights we are heading off to katherine.
any info would be great.
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Dr Jekyll
It's not the croc it's the snake" ... "what snake?" .. with that he points to a big black snake that was slowly uncurling itself up in the little tree .."he is very bad .. he will jump on you" .. me thinks "sod this!" and departs much to the anoyance of the crowd.
Awwww you wuss dontcha know that as a follower of Christ you can handle venomous snakes
NB to anyone going up north, please take the croc (salties) warning seriously and not go swimming in still water or approach the edge of water, especially where there is an establish clearing leading to the water as crocs are known to wait just under the surface in ambush for unsuspecting idiots.
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No Jehovahs Witnesses ?
by oldflame inhave you or are you liiving in a town with no jw's ?
i lived in a town in wyoming called thermopolis wyoming.
no kingdom halls and no witnesses roaming the streets.
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Dr Jekyll
They get calls from gated communities and secured condos and apartment buildings where the clueless Dubs climb the fences or deceive their way into the vestibules, where they deceive some more to get to the doors.
Yeah but didn't it used to feel really good when we did get into those places
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Going off a bit does anyone know how well the dubs do in Utah where its a predominantly Mormon population.
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Anyone been to Darwin Australia???
by Es inhey all.
we are off to darwin in aug for a wedding, im really looking forward to it other than the whole share accomodation with hubbys fam, but we hired a car so we can atleast escape when it gets to much.. has anyone been, im wondering how hot it will be i will be 6 month preg by that time.. all i know is that for one of the day nights we are heading off to katherine.
any info would be great.
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Dr Jekyll
You only get crocs up north though
Pepper spay just makes uncle bruce hornier lol
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One of the long term effects of growing up a JW...
by Pwned infor me anyways.. i still have nightmares about demon attacks.
that was the one belief that really had a grip on me growing up.
i was terrified of demons and even thought i was being attacked one night for bringing home a toy with a pagan symbol (ying-yang) on it.
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Dr Jekyll
Like I said - real men play Aussie rules
Pah Real Men toss cabers
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One of the long term effects of growing up a JW...
by Pwned infor me anyways.. i still have nightmares about demon attacks.
that was the one belief that really had a grip on me growing up.
i was terrified of demons and even thought i was being attacked one night for bringing home a toy with a pagan symbol (ying-yang) on it.
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Dr Jekyll
You just know your shorts are too tight when this sorta thing happens
lol
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One of the long term effects of growing up a JW...
by Pwned infor me anyways.. i still have nightmares about demon attacks.
that was the one belief that really had a grip on me growing up.
i was terrified of demons and even thought i was being attacked one night for bringing home a toy with a pagan symbol (ying-yang) on it.
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Dr Jekyll
Aussie rules is just an excuse for a bunch up pampered fairies to go run about a bit in really tight shorts!. I used to get dragged along to watch at the colonial stadium and I'd be bored titless